a very short story about the human condition written for Linzi the only person who i showed my blog to

so there is this giant colossal squid swimming through the ocean and it swims into a forest of kelp. As you know, kelp can grow up to 3' in one day and the squid is thinking to herself shit i feel like I'm getting lost I'm all turned around right now. She starts wrapping her tentacles around the seaweed and trying to rip it out of the sand so she can get outside of this forest but the kelp is somehow stronger than her like it's bolted into the ground or made of some kind of industrial rubber. So she knows her last resort is to float up to the top of the water where the kelp is really thin then find her way out but when she goes up there she gets a sunburn, then some asshole in a fishing boat harpoons her. She gets away but then she still feels really out of it bc she is bleeding and she left not one but TWO of her tentacles on the harpoon. Life goes back to normal after this extremely bad day.